Untrimmed Bush
Written by mistyhorizon2003

I need a man to trim my bush!

I have a problem. My bush has become really overgrown and I need a man to trim it for me. Unfortunately I am not skilled at trimming my own bush, perhaps because I find it hard to concentrate for the length of time it takes to trim it into shape. Usually I am not short [...]

October 3, 2011 0
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Written by mistyhorizon2003

My Favourite Dirty Jokes

Anyone who knows me fairly well will have realised by now that I have a very naughty sense of humour, and what makes me laugh the most are double entendres and dirty jokes, (much to my Mother’s horror). I have compiled this list of many of my very favourite dirty jokes, and ones that could [...]

June 20, 2011 0
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Written by mistyhorizon2003

Have You Seen My Beautiful Tits?

I truly have a beautiful pair of tits, and I think now you have seen them you will definitely agree with me. They may be small by some people’s standards, but what they lack in size they make up for with their enthusiasm for fun. My tits are occasionally mistaken for Blue Tits, but as [...]

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