About mistyhorizon2003

I live in the Channel Island of Guernsey with my Husband Richard and our two cats Ronnie and Squish. I love to grow vegetables, play pool, write and sing. Formerly I worked as an assistant in a veterinary surgery locally, but for about 3 years now I have been a housewife.
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My Favourite Dirty Jokes

Anyone who knows me fairly well will have realised by now that I have a very naughty sense of humour, and what makes me laugh the most are double entendres and dirty jokes, (much to my Mother’s horror). I have compiled this list of many of my very favourite dirty jokes, and ones that could [...]

June 20, 2011 0
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Have You Seen My Beautiful Tits?

I truly have a beautiful pair of tits, and I think now you have seen them you will definitely agree with me. They may be small by some people’s standards, but what they lack in size they make up for with their enthusiasm for fun. My tits are occasionally mistaken for Blue Tits, but as [...]

June 20, 2011 0
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Please Play with my Pussy!

I have decided that it is about time I wrote about my need for someone to play with my furry pussy. I feel my pussy has been seriously neglected lately, and even when my pussy was really wet the other day no-one paid it any attention. All my pussy needs is a good stroking to [...]

June 20, 2011 0
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