Have You Seen My Beautiful Tits?

I truly have a beautiful pair of tits, and I think now you have seen them you will definitely agree with me. They may be small by some people’s standards, but what they lack in size they make up for with their enthusiasm for fun.

My tits are occasionally mistaken for Blue Tits, but as you can see, even on this cold Winter’s day they are definitely Great Tits and not at all cold.

Most of my friends have seen my tits now, and even though they often need binoculars to get a good view of them, they never seem to mind too much and will spend many hours watching them without getting bored. Some of my friends even asked if they could hold my tits, but I explained my tits are not comfortable being handled, and the only people able to handle them are my Husband and me. My friends were very disappointed, but I offered to let them film or photograph my tits instead, which took many hours, but they were very happy with the results especially when they got pictures of my tits enjoying my Husband’s nuts.

One of my Great Tits on my Husband's Nuts.

 

Yesterday I caught my neighbour tampering with my Husband’s nuts. I got very upset with her and told her that she should get some of her own. My Husband said he didn’t mind though, as she had offered him full use of her box for breeding purposes, and had even installed a camera to record all their activities. Under the circumstances I let it go, and told her that as long as I could watch too she could share my Husband’s nuts whenever she needed to just so long as she didn’t disturb my tits or try to hold them. She agreed, and we are now all avidly watching my neighbour’s box on camera in case it gets damp before next spring.

My Husband reckons one of my tits is bigger than the other, but I am sure he is wrong and it’s just the angle he sees them from. I did suggest we measure them, but they won’t stay still long enough for this to be possible. I suppose we could try weighing them instead, but due to their flighty nature this could also make things hard, especially for my Husband who would be responsible for pinning them down. If all else fails we have decided to call in a specialist who really knows his tits, and can examine them in great detail to see if either is larger than the other. My Husband says he knows just the man to do this, apparently this guy is an expert on tits and birds in general, and he frequently tells tales about his enormous cock and how it frequently shows lots of activity, especially first thing in the mornings. My Husband says he wants a cock like his friend’s too, but I told him I simply haven’t got the room for such a big one, and my tits might suffer as a result of the intrusion.

 

My tits are always happiest when they are out in the open and not confined. Sometimes my Husband even gets to stroke them, although they quickly return to snuggling up together.

One of my Husband’s work colleagues invited him to her house to ask for his opinion about her tits, and he gave her such good compliments that even her Husband said that my Husband was always welcome to get on her tits, and asked him if he could come again soon. Of course my Husband said he had fantastic tits at home and that her tits could not compare to mine, but he did offer to come as often as she required even though it may be quite hard on occasion. Both of them willingly agreed and even asked if I would like to come too, but I declined as I am busy enough with my own tits most of the time.

My Nieghbour's Tit and Box.

Our local paper have asked if they can feature my tits, and we have said this would be a good idea, especially as this means so many more people will get to see them. They are sending round a photographer tomorrow and apparently if he gets the right picture it could feature as ‘Bird of the Month’. It is all so exciting that I can barely contain myself, even though I am sitting here stroking my pussy, (who is also very excited).

My Husband wants to put lots of pictures of my tits on the Internet too, and I think this is a fabulous idea, especially if am able to advise them on how to handle tits and what kinds of nuts they prefer.

I hope you will look out for my tits in the near future, and will be as impressed with them as most other people seem to be.

 

 

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Article by mistyhorizon2003

I live in the Channel Island of Guernsey with my Husband Richard and our two cats Ronnie and Squish. I love to grow vegetables, play pool, write and sing. Formerly I worked as an assistant in a veterinary surgery locally, but for about 3 years now I have been a housewife.
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